If I had to rate the IT crowd out of ten, I’d give it 01189998819991197253

Over here loving my 60%. It’s all about modifier keys y’all. That 60% actually has all the keys your 130% and more all within reach.

BREAKING: slugs have begun salting snails with more than one shell. This has been a net positive for everyone.

I can see it now. A new show on HBO where Toy Andy has to deal with the metacognitive turmoil of knowing he was a boy who owned these toys and now understands they have had lives all along.

Don’t attack fellow citizens who were bamboozled. Redirect your energy towards the fuck in charge

Threaten legal action. One of their bots picks that up and it will go away