Aren’t you supposed to be saving a summer camp, or Santa?

STOP LOOKING AT MY SOUUUUULLLLLLLL

Rise of the Guardians

Klink 182

I’d say Mars, but… well, I’m just going to go ahead and guess that Elon has a slave colony self-building there somewhere as we speak.

Send me back to the homeland of… Scotland? Germany? Finland would be ok

Yo sign me up for real

Didn’t they do that already?

lmao

“Now sir you’re going to receive a six-digit code via text message. This is merely to verify your identity to make sure you are not lying to scam our company.”

First of all, your idea is insane. “Borrowing” someone’s login info? You’re either very naive, or you’re preying on the very naive. If it’s the latter, you should be ashamed. If it’s not the latter, pm me I have a bridge to sell you.

Secondly, if you’re instantly getting banned for asking questions, the probability is that the questions you’re asking are - by your purposeful doing or otherwise - offensive. And the fact that it keeps happening indicates that you don’t learn from your mistakes.

I think I can answer your health and legal questions right now:

Health: The link between vaccines and autism is weaker than your father’s wrist.

Legal: Sovereign Citizenship isn’t real.

Anything else we can do for you?

What, they ain’t got that many? Fuck. Can I at least have one?

6, maybe 7

You left-handed?

A guy I know owns this clock, which basically proves that everything in life is pointless and arbitrary: