join intergalactic ship pilgrimage hoping to be a pioneer to a new world

Land to late stage capitalism and the same oppression you were just trying to escape.

Id shoot myself immediately.

I just turned 33. I’ve had grey hairs since 29.

Showed this to my wife immediately.

Replace top left with substance abuse and then we’re talking

I’ll one up you

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Let’s be honest. Vanessa was never gonna go for it anyways

I have never met a climate scientist who looked that put together.

Being a pizza delivery driver is more dangerous than being a cop in the USA.

I got my dream job on a clandestine hacking team, but my new sedentary lifestyle is killing my knees

Just tell everyone it’s to delete the french language pack.

Any.

I keep writing comments like that and then having to erase them.