The eyes want chaos.

…you sexy reptile!

Something something your mom.

I know there’s a retriever joke in there somewhere…

Reminds me of the Atlassian April fools bit about pair programming: https://www.wsj.com/video/spoof-video-on-pair-programming/A94C0B19-D1CC-4930-9DB3-00F03BD76BB9

Interesting, but take with a grain of salt:

Another caveat is the composition of the sample. The Nurses’ Health Study that the sample was drawn from is made up of overwhelmingly white women residing in the United States. “Since sex preferences and reproductive behaviors vary across cultures, religions, or countries … the sex ratio distribution pattern observed in our study may not apply to other societies,” the researchers acknowledge.