The comic had better writing. Thanos killed half the universe so he could fuck Death. He thought she’d love that shit since she’s, y’know, death. I’d do the same for a goth girl.

Did Lex Luthor write this

Oh shit I remember making fun of you a long time ago for the pretentious use of thorns. Respect for using it for this long but like, is this some type of autistic hyper fixation? Why are you cosplaying a Jute

“He goes to the library with nothing but his “pen and paper,” and stays there until his essay is done. “Then I’m free to doomscroll Instagram on my phone without any guilt”

1. He doesn’t seem very opposed to technology if he just goes straight home and doomscrolls

2. Are laptops really new technology to this kid if they’ve existed for his entire life?