Chicken Jockey!!11!1!1!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1

Would be crazy if the opposite was true.

AI :(

It’s called paper?

Once again gamers are the true oppressed class.

The Sheriff is deer?

I have never talked about it

It’s a joke about some YouTuber (Shane Dawson?) who told a story where they jacked off and accidentally touched their cat. People immediately turned it into, “He fucked the cat?” and chaos ensued. He started posting rants how he didn’t fuck his cat and that didn’t help in the slightest.

The devil got Johnny to fall for the vice of pride.

Yeah let’s see if they keep this up. In a few weeks they’ll cave in and say, “Well we want to keep people informed”.

I would shove both of these things in a blender for $7