If it makes you feel better: when you’re swimming, you’re sweating buckets. So most are probably just dehydrated.

Anytime I hear someone complain about cancel culture I bring up freedom fries.

Yeah, so was second world because of Russia or because of communism? We need to redraw some stuff. Maybe use something other than number ranking for our definitions. I think we’re ultimately too attached to calling countries with brown people third, but this is a fight I can get behind.