I’m going to save so much money by not going to the US to buy one of those… I wonder what I’ll do with all that wealth.

From that little image, they’re happy it takes a tenth of a fucking second to check if a list is empty?

What kind of dorito chip is that code even running on?

There’s probably an “import * from relativity” in there somewhere.

But at least you arrive well rested.

Don’t be so negative. By 2035, a 2500 dollar us made iPhone might be possible.

I think I tried it years ago. But it didn’t really work with the windows ui for some reason. Nowadays I don’t use it often enough to bother personalising it.

The amount of times I’ve had to say “No, you have to double click to open folders”

That’s a real problem when you’re used to Kde and have to use a windows machine.

(Why is this damn thing so slow ? Oooh, right, double click)

That’s why I only use totallylegitfileconverter.ru they even have a lottery where they can directly transfer the money to your bank account when you win. They’re very friendly!

Oracle deployed bad software? Surely not the Oracle we all love and respect?

In five years: “After global ban of smart watches in schools, parents are increasingly turning to bodyguards and private chaperones”.

Can it generate weird porn locally?

My father is 85, used to be a dev. No issues, maintains his file sync between his two sites by himself via various clouds. Sticks to Windows.

Can’t get him to use proper passwords (as in random generated stuff from his password manager) though, he insists on needlessly peppering the weak-ish passwords he comes up with and storing that in his decent password manager instead. I guess you can’t win them all.

I gather that you’re not in Europe. Here they would have bee sent packing with their shitty hardware (in both cases).

And goose eggs are also way better than chicken eggs for a lot of pastry.

My only currently active machine is a laptop named buttwarmer as per my cat’s suggestion.

Divers license discerns between automatic and manual transmission, trailer weights, and motorcycle displacement

I think depth is also an important factor. And remember, don’t drink and dive!

They could sell usb drives…

There are so many open filesystems that I’m not sure that it’s really a valid issue. It’s more that MS values compatibility with prehistoric stuff more than anything. If it was up to them, we’d still be using wax tablets and styluses for compatibility’s sake.

They did manage to move beyond BMP images, so anything is possible.

Now we can have people twitching while hanging from the ceiling without having to hunt them in back alleys! Progress!