This car is ready

Tengu 👺 car

I’m convinced, give me the hotdog

I just wanna strap a saddle to the front and be driven around downtown.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

I know it’s a joke, but that thing is just a thin fiberglass shell. It’ll make very little difference in a collision.

insert witty comment about hot kinky jo

Imagine living in a country where such a contraption is actually street legal.