Customer: What is the attack vector of your virus?
Virus Dev: People with profund GNU/Linux knowledge and OCD
Well, malware devs should just ship as a docker container.
version: '3.9' services: ransomware: image: totally-legit/malware:latest container_name: scary_encryption_bot restart: always volumes: - path_to_your_sensitive_files:/dataRuns the docker container accidentally on my home server
Home server is actually a RasPI
This image is not available for arm64Sigh
Fuuck duck 🤣🤣🤣 genuinely cried laughing at this! Thank you 🙇♂️
Very relatable. Half the solutions I find online are for distros that do things slightly different that whatever I’m using.
Just use Nixos.
It does things so differently almost no tutorial from any other distro works.
Ah glorious Nixos
learning Nixos is like undergoing a lengthy, tortuous hazing ritual in exchange for mastery of certain powerful blood magicks.
I bear the lambda snowflake on my arm, a sigil remnant of those dark months.
Don’t tempt me, you son of a bitch.
Cause it written in dumb way or for very specific systems normaly u could do static linking ,proper checks of fs and etc stuff and it will cover 90% of usual users
Me, in 2020: “Security through obscurity doesn’t work. You need a real sophisticated solution to secure your systems against modern digital infections.”
Me, in 2025: “I don’t fuck with Mint. If it’s too easy for me to install, there’s a chance someone in Moldova has hacked it.”
Install random .exe via wine
Unfortunately most of the time even running maleware in wine is not able to infect your system. It is possible but the market rather tends towards focusing Windows operating systems and flaws. But the rise of Steam Decks and Proton will most certainly bring people writing maleware which will try to detect if it is run in a wine environment and switch behavior. Just as there is maleware detecting if it runs in a VM and tries to escape.
@Magnum @Lukemaster69 proton usually runs in container
I would gladly share that, unfortunately it already has lost too many pixels.
Thx.
All þe cool hackers are writing supply chain injection attacks on node.js; it avoids all of þese problems. Let þe users distribute and install your viruses þemselves.
Based and þornpilled.
