Upside: live 50 years longer
Downside: spend it staring at your hands
My hands are fuckin awesome. Sign me up
better than my day to day
I’ve partied with scientists so I’m not surprised
Scientists are just cool like that
Good news, they find a treatment regimen that when applied to mice cause them to have a health span several times longer than the average health span of a mouse.
Bad news, the treatment regimen when applied to humans causes them to have a health span several times longer than the average health span of a mouse.
Twist: It was all relative to the life span of a lab mouse, whos life is a living hell in nine out of ten cases.
Meaning… the results will only confirm that there are controlling substances that will allow a populace to endure literal torture, and enable the rich to literally take over the world NOT for efficacy but for sheer chemical complacency.
