• LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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      21 days ago

      If it were a sweet onion, I think I could survive it. A red onion… I think I’d toss it to the lad next to me and try to deck him when he went to catch it. Run out the door while he’s down and have a friend yell after me that I could have politely said no thanks