I like how it’s this astride a wall of unanimous commitments to marriage.
you made me splort coffee through my nose. thank you, stranger.
I love to serve.
You better walk your ass to aisle 15 for a pallet of engagement rings
“Welcome to Costco, I love you”
I married a woman that enjoys the dining experience at that members only club and we’ve been at it for over twenty years now.
Hold onto her, and those discount vouchers
A keeper.
She’s not fucking around. Put a ring on it.
They are on isle 67
Kirkland Signature ring!
Treasure this woman.
Wifey material right there
I have family in Chicago and I asked them for pizza recommendations when I was on vacation there and they said Costco😡
Seriously though! You HAD family in Chicago, but after that recommendation… no you don’t 😉
I definitely miss when my family had membership there. Yes it absolutely looked like a warehouse with how high things were stacked, but the products are worth it and the free samples were always good to kit me.
Costco is amazing, but you go there to buy what they have, not what you necessarily want like other stores. Every product they carry is tested for quality before they buy, they only buy products that they can obtain a good value for. So you don’t have to worry about anything you buy, even if it sucks, they have a no question return policy. If the brand you wanted isn’t at Costco, it’s likely because the alternative they stock is better.
We did a case study about Costco and the amount of product and supply chain research they do is crazy.
I read a write up in consumer reports about profit margins for various stores, and Costco had consistently lower profit margins than the competition. They make most of their money on membership fees.
Well they also pay their employees well, or at least used to. I remember being in the job hunt like almost 2 decades ago and they were paying 2.5x minimum wage for their lowest cashier/cart person positions.
I just looked it up and they haven’t kept up with inflation unfortunately… Although neither has some of the minimum wages.
They don’t carry the hot fries chips 😭
“kit” 😭 tiny fuzzlord liked the snackies. i think i’m manic
She’s a keeper… of souls, but still would
That or five nights at Denny’s?
She does barely look 18. Might be “good” image taking, but still. Bit weird taking her for a date. Feels more like a family picture.
Fun fact: people below the age of 18 are allowed to, and often do, go on dates.
Fun fact: people who don’t look their age exist. In my case, at 18 I looked like a 15-year-old.
plus she us asian, that girl is over 18
She’s a keeper.
Wants Costco for a first date? Absolute keeper. Loads of green flags there.
Oh yeah she gets a ring. Wife her up OP.
I assumed from context that this was their first date, and maybe I’m old or old fashioned, but due to that my thought process went
Oh yeah she gets a ring
For sure! Call her back!
Wife her up OP
Maybe too early for that?
Sometimes you just meet people and you just get a very good vibe for them and then you say things like that. It doesn’t actually mean you’re going to proceed but would probably scare them off.
You assumed it was a first date because it says that it is one.
You’re right, I should comment on things immediately after waking up less frequently.
Or more frequently, if that’s more fun for all concerned 🤪
From now on, any time I wake up, I will immediately message you my very likely incoherent thoughts for your entertainment.
In your hypnagogic state you experienced extremely short-term source amnesia.
Phrases like “Wife her up”, “put a ring on it” and sometimes “mary she/them/him” are often said as an ironic “damm they’re good” more than a literal suggestion that they should propose
