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To paraphrase Jack Nicholson in Mars Attacks: “I got 2 out of 3, and that ain’t bad!”
I just rewatched that in the past few days, what a stupid but fantastic movie.
Dude, you should really eat something
Two of those options involve copious amounts of ‘eating’
“Thank the Gods for Bessie! AND HER TITS!”

My king! 👑 🙏
LOL
You’d think his death wouldn’t be so boaring.
“…Forget I asked.”
Good ol’ Bobby B.
“Kind sir, I’m the evil studmuffin”





