The original:
This is completely absurd, why would they want to make the straws last longer?
Use paper straws for greenwashing, people complain that they’re shit, they add in the chemicals
Because then you’d really have to suck to enjoy capitalist cost cutting lemonade.
The piss one would probably sell alot actually…
It’s not dilluted so much as, this cheap cancer inducing chemical can flavor it strongly for not much money… But we know it’s associated with cancer… Good thing we own the FDA too.
… and then they make a lot of money.
There should be a third panel with text from this HB comment:
Even more reality:
Capitalist 1: I launched a fascist coup in el salvador to gain easier access for tropical fruits
Capitalist 2: I cut away all my lemonade production to invest in AI
that “original” is translated from somewhere as well. did this meme go full circle?!
The piss and pink hair make reference to Belle Delphine’s bath water sale, right?
It had just been long enough that I forgot about that shit. Now you had to go and remind me.
I return the favor.
THE GAME
Honestly, there’s some HFCS bullshit, but mostly storebought lemonade seems to be just lemon juice and cane sugar.
Authentic horseco piss or the imitation shit
