Problem is, she’s vegan, so she’s against picking flowers and against eating chicken.
It’s best you just save the money for a month or several and buy her LEGO.
Wait, why are vegans against picking flowers? Broccoli is a flower! It needs to be picked before eating!
Lots of vegans, and non-vegans, are anti-picking-of-flowers, because if you leave them to live, they live longer and look prettier, instead of wilting sadly in a vase until they’re fully dead.
So for some people, it’s better to give them a live plant, so they can kill it by accident on their own time.
Broccoli is for sustinance, picked flower will just needlesly die. :P
Or you can get her a hotdog combo and still have $3.50 left to spend for yourself.
Three fiddy?
The closest thing to flowers I ever received was a cactus. It died.
It is mayday after all. The theme should be bread and roses. You should have your chicken and the flowers too.
Or get a chicken bake, a hot dog and a soda and still have money left over.
Edit: I just went to costco and their chicken bakes are 3.99 not 2.99 😭
I can go out into a field and pick a whole cute looking bucket of flowers. Chicken it is.
In that case, do both. Cause I’m already counting on chicken.
Do the flowers also contain concentrated microplastics?
Of course! What doesn’t nowadays…
Those are complimentary
Just don’t eat the chicken on the way home. You’re asking for trouble.
