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ickplant@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 15 days ago

As a girl, I know what I'm picking.

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As a girl, I know what I'm picking.

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ickplant@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 15 days ago
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  • RejZoR@lemmy.ml
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    15 days ago

    Problem is, she’s vegan, so she’s against picking flowers and against eating chicken.

    It’s best you just save the money for a month or several and buy her LEGO.

    • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
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      Wait, why are vegans against picking flowers? Broccoli is a flower! It needs to be picked before eating!

      • flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Lots of vegans, and non-vegans, are anti-picking-of-flowers, because if you leave them to live, they live longer and look prettier, instead of wilting sadly in a vase until they’re fully dead.

        So for some people, it’s better to give them a live plant, so they can kill it by accident on their own time.

      • RejZoR@lemmy.ml
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        Broccoli is for sustinance, picked flower will just needlesly die. :P

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    Or you can get her a hotdog combo and still have $3.50 left to spend for yourself.

    • IndustryStandard@lemmy.world
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      Three fiddy?

  • RedFrank24@lemmy.world
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    The closest thing to flowers I ever received was a cactus. It died.

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    It is mayday after all. The theme should be bread and roses. You should have your chicken and the flowers too.

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    Or get a chicken bake, a hot dog and a soda and still have money left over.

    Edit: I just went to costco and their chicken bakes are 3.99 not 2.99 😭

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    I can go out into a field and pick a whole cute looking bucket of flowers. Chicken it is.

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      In that case, do both. Cause I’m already counting on chicken.

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    Do the flowers also contain concentrated microplastics?

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      Of course! What doesn’t nowadays…

    • breakingcups@lemmy.world
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      Those are complimentary

  • Tang@lemmy.world
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    Just don’t eat the chicken on the way home. You’re asking for trouble.

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