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tfm@piefed.europe.pub to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months ago

How to kill a child

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How to kill a child

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tfm@piefed.europe.pub to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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    2 months ago

    Dumping core

    I love the constant Star Trek references on Lemmy.

    Also that the proper procedure is to first kill oneself & then others. So many get that wrong.

  • CarrotsHaveEars@lemmy.ml
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    If you fork, you’re gonna have children. Those children will slowly eat up your memory. It’s time to hang them up. Shut their pipes. Sometimes they refuse to die, like cats. Control Cat won’t work. That’s where you want to kill them 9 times.

  • clb92@feddit.dk
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    2 months ago

    Simple Children

    I don’t think that’s the preferred nomenclature anymore.

  • MajinBlayze@lemmy.world
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    Remember: before killing yourself, it’s your responsibility to kill your children.

  • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 months ago

    The source, in case anyone is wondering.

    https://www.danlj.org/mkj/lad/contents.html

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