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You’ve got more than three. There’s the A-hole, P-hole, V-hole, M-hole, two N-holes, and two E-holes. Then there are the manufactured holes: two H-holes when you make a fist, a TT-hole if you squeeze them together, a BB-hole if you’re on the heavy side, and two T-holes for those with foot fetishes. There are up to 3 bonus holes if you have one or more of the various medical stoma, and two extra bonus holes if you’re blind and have prosthetic eyes.

But you can get by with only one if you tie those sausages together end-to-end.

A spare for if you’re feeling confident today

Ear

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maybe the holes we have are just the friends we made along the way

Everyone gets horny enough to fill the hole in their stomachs eventually

Nostrils

An extra in case you accidentally bite the first one.

Otorhinolaryngologist rule

Clearly someone hasn’t heard about TAP.

One of the uses of ‘bound feet’ was as an orafice.

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