Some stupid meme will appear in my head while I’m in public and a stupid grin will force itself into my face and obviously I don’t want people to look at me and think I’m crazy, or worse ask what I’m laughing about and the only thing that was on my mind was “born to shit, forced to wipe”.
Wear earbuds and just start talking to yourself, if someone interrupts you, just say you are talking on your phone, and point at your earbuds. Congrats, now you make someone else feel awkward 😎