I still have one of those. I use it to split bricks when I’m putting up a wall.

Bring back the futhark. No point in half-measures.

IPA conceals etymology.

They should have built the hull out of SanDisk cards.

there will be some sort of reconciliation process

Fuck that. A little people’s justice goes a long way. And I want a lot of people’s justice.

It’s such a shit product, it’s really incredible that they’re still in business.

Cry me a river.

Did anyone ask Altman if Trump had a diaper change before Sam licked it? My guess is not.