You… must have never bought bananas then?

The banana still produces ethylene gas, increasing as they get more rip. Regardless of what started the ripening, it doesn’t just stop because you’re no longer pumping gas.

And OPs tip 100% works.

So what the fuck are you even talking about lol?

Who knew pigeons have such human problems with drinking and flying.

lol all of them

Silly all of them lol

This isn’t entirely true either. Layoffs can actually increase stock prices by lessening liabilities. This is a legit tactic in shareholder primacy theory.