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Certain women like asshole confidence. Typically the type to write “I’m a bitch, deal with it” in their bios

I once accidentally turned on my seat warmer and halfway to work I thought I shit my pants

Off to r/MagicEye now

Someone said that they did some research on people who were able to use 3d TVs and 10% couldn’t, or maybe you just haven’t gotten a hang of it yet?

Haha that’s the pic that I looked at and realized I could do it

Lmao clunk is brutal

https://www.reddit.com/r/MagicEye/s/ogZeqQWwpY

This is what made it work for me, I was looking down a hallway then glanced at that pic keeping my head and phone still then letting it focus on the picture as if it was in the distance, the amount of detail is so crazy

https://www.reddit.com/r/MagicEye/s/ogZeqQWwpY

I’m fairly certain I’m doing the distance thing but at the same time I am fairly certain I am looking inside a 3d box

https://www.reddit.com/r/MagicEye/s/ogZeqQWwpY

That’s the piece that made it click for me

I’m glad too, I have so many things to look at now lol

Maybe I have it mixed up then because the way I’m doing it is losing focus and letting it adjust until I see something. I thought I was going crosseyed but I didn’t have a mirror so I can’t be sure.

I’m pretty sure I did it the cross eyed way. I’m doo trunk to understand how to do it another way

Brother, I think being rolled down the street by a sumo wrestler is a better experience than most public transport around here

I’d rather cry in a Rolls Royce than at the bus stop

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One time a coworker was randomly talking about something sexual so I said “that’s racy of you” she screams “DON’T CALL ME RACIST!”. I said “that’s not what racy means” she replied with “I DON’T CARE!” and stormed off

Thats what I’m saying!

Are you saying he lives 2 lives where one may be ashamed of the other?

Context is: “Hey honey, the clown cancelled for little Bobby’s 4th birthday, do you want me to call the White Power Ranger to replace them?”