• Andy3153@lemmy.ml
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    1 month ago
    1. probably some shit like UwUntu
    2. Debian
    3. LFS
    4. some Fedora version he installed like 8 years ago which has not been updated since because he got it into a dependency hell
    • Mr.Chewy@lemmy.world
      1·
      1 month ago

      barges in, knocking out empty bottless tf did ya say ‘bout me uwuntu, ya fockin shitten?! Bet ya couldn’ tell proper kawaii femboy quality from ye niche femboy wannabes out of all tha mingin’ I smell all from ove’ 'ere falls unconcious

      (-some Nyarch user, probably)

  • AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world
    1·
    1 month ago

    Skipper is good ol’ fashioned Debian.

    Private would probably use PopOS or maybe Mint.

    Kowalski uses Arch btw

    Rico 100% compiles Linux From Scratch. How do you think he got that look in his eye?

  • JackbyDev@programming.devEnglish
    1·
    1 month ago
    • Private uses Mint
    • Skipper used Fedora
    • Kowalski uses Arch
    • Rico has a flash drive with a dozen distros that he coughs up every time he needs to use a computer
  • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world
    1·
    1 month ago

    You are all wrong. They all use Pingo Linux. An abandoned Slovenian linux distro. They’re running vulnerable software, but they don’t care, they’re penguins.

  • VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    1·
    1 month ago

    Private: Mint Cinnamon
    Skipper: Kubuntu
    Kowalski: Arch with i3
    Rico: NixOS, fully compiled from scratch. Kowalski does not know when he set this up.

  • alecsargent@lemmy.zip
    1·
    1 month ago

    By the way the second one looks at the first one, the first one uses Manjaro and the second Arch.

    Sorry I forgot the names.