Well, my colleagues all knew in the day I was laid off in the morning before me. I only knew about it after it being announced in the afternoon because it was a day off for me. It was fun. People coming to say goodbye and me having no idea what they were talking.
I remember being the server guy who had to stay late on Fridays and remove access at 6pm.
I got a panicked call from someone who couldn’t save the file he was working on. It was for a project set to go live on Tuesday.
I had to break it to him that he was just let go.
Man I’ve been there too. You do exactly what HR asks you to, when they ask you to do it and all of a sudden it’s "oh whoops that’s actually supposed to be next week)
Or like the meme says, it sucks when you get an email telling you to term someone at the end of the week and you have to interact with them all week.
My brother was on the list of names once.
I was not allowed to tell him, but HR let me take off that day and had someone else do it.
I would have told him. At that point its blood over whatever the fuck you think corporate is.
I remembered a worse time (than being the one who kills access):
One of my vendors had won the contract that my company currently held with an automaker. It was told to me in confidence, as they thought it was going to be announced later that month. I was also told because they were looking to hire me to keep all the day-to-day knowledge.
It was finally announced… EIGHT. MONTHS. LATER.
While I never said anything (it could have tucked a major deal and got myself and a few others in legal hot water), I was always quick to counsel my underlings to move to other positions or get jobs somewhere else.
IT also often shares the burden of knowledge…
One of the reasons I’ll never work corporate again. I wasn’t paid enough to tell people they need to go to HR when their account has been locked. My job was supposed to be computers, not front line damage control for underhanded employment practices.
Second reason is Unions didn’t fucking exist for IT and everyone hated me for raising awareness.
I once had HR and my boss tell me to disable a user’s account at 8am because they were going to fire this woman. 8:30 rolls around and she shows up, super upset she can’t sign into anything. I tell her I’ll see what I can find, thinking that will delay the inevitable.
Nope. Her team lead took another two hours before he could be bothered to get to her. When I asked everyone what I should say to the increasingly stressed woman, I was told I should lie and say that there’s a domain controller issue.
They finally got around to firing her and she gave me the worst look on her way out the door. She definitely had it coming for some of the stuff she did, like stealing an entire Thanksgiving turkey meant to share with the whole company. But that is probably the worst moment I’ve had in my IT career so far.
Now if someone tells me to pull a stunt like that I just say no. They need to figure out their plan instead of forcing IT to lie.
You were asked to be a total asshole and you complied.
In the company’s defense, stealing an entire turkey is Lex Luthor levels of villainy.
There were several ridiculous things she got away with and these weren’t even what was cited as the reason they fired her.
-Stole the company Thanksgiving turkey
-She would take every single snack in the office and shove them all inside her desk.
-At one point she was trying to build a gaming PC at home and took the RAM out of her work desktop. She then came running to IT because her computer wouldn’t work.
-Fried the wiring in a whole section of cubicles by running multiple plug-in heaters at once.
Yep. Everyone has learning moments where they’re an asshole at some point though. At the time I was concerned about keeping my job. I think the part that matters is if you reflect and learn from the situation.
I think it’s also worth bearing in mind that he was told to by his bosses as part of his job. I understand it would be nice to let her know, but risking your employment (and therefore your income, home, healthcare, etc.), is a bad idea. Unfortunately I think OP was caught behind a rock and a hard place. The blame here falls on management, as it usually does, not on OP.
All Middle Managers Are Bastards
You should automate it so when the HR system fires someone the AD or Entra accounts are disabled and licenses are removed.
But yea, it is the shit part.
Oh it is, but I still get notified ahead of time jic, especially since we’re (mostly) remote, so there’s no security approaching their desk if the network glitches and misses locking them out of Windows or some shit lol
If you were a bro you would tell them
