• lordnikon@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    I wonder if that’s like American football players started wearing helmets so they hit harder. So the one time they are not wearing the noodles they are going to wreck another goat or themselves.

    • Broadfern@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      Goats are like if someone combined domestic cats with toddlers and gave the result horns and hooves.

      It takes a certain constitution to deal with them but they’re quite entertaining.

      • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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        2 days ago

        The only goats I’ve known have all been little bastards that would always charge at me the MOMENT I took my eyes off them. It’s what they live for. The Weeping Angels of the animal kingdom.

  • shalafi@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Now I want a scene where Thomasin grabs Black Phillip by the horns.

    “Why you little bitch! Get over here!

    Then she wrestles him down and slides pink pool noodles over his horns.