This church group used to come in sunday afternoons. No reservation. At least 12 people. Separate checks. They’d sit for over an hour and have a meeting with their pastor. None of them tipped or if they did they rounded up to the nearest dollar.

I Can’t Believe It’s Not The Onion.

Lost my wallet today at a grocery store full of church dressed people. Locked the cards,then saw two usage attempts on two different cards. Of course, maybe it wasn’t one of the people who had just came from church…

Accurate.